4 00:00:17,001 --> 00:00:19,544 Guten Abend, Herr Horatio. 5 00:00:19,545 --> 00:00:21,479 Gib mir die Karte. 8 00:00:39,523 --> 00:00:41,041 Springfield, eh? 9 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:42,876 Then that's where I'm going treasure hunting. 10 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:45,862 You mean we're going treasure hunting. 12 00:00:47,456 --> 00:00:50,884 We'll find that sunken ship within the week. 13 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:54,037 Grid 274 by 319. 14 00:00:54,038 --> 00:00:56,080 Depth 60 meters. Sounding. 16 00:00:57,416 --> 00:00:58,583 Nothing. 17 00:00:58,584 --> 00:01:00,393 Proceed to next reading. 18 00:01:05,382 --> 00:01:07,734 Grid 274 by 320. 19 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,978 Depth 60 meters. Sounding. 21 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,889 Nothing. 22 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:14,599 Yarr. 24 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:37,264 Captain, the long-range Doppler shows a squall 25 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:40,291 coming out of the nor'east. 26 00:01:40,292 --> 00:01:44,962 Hmm. We'd best head back to wait it out. 27 00:01:44,963 --> 00:01:48,775 Let me guess, you didn't find any treasure today. 28 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,802 Did you talk to the doctor 29 00:01:50,803 --> 00:01:52,987 about going up on your dose? 30 00:01:55,641 --> 00:01:58,142 The storm stirred up the seafloor. 31 00:01:58,143 --> 00:02:01,312 We'll have to resound everything south of the break. 33 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,702 Grid 274 by six. 34 00:02:07,703 --> 00:02:09,946 Depth 30 meters. Sounding. 36 00:02:11,156 --> 00:02:12,089 Nothing. 37 00:02:14,660 --> 00:02:16,619 I made us a roast for dinner, 38 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:19,330 then threw it away. 39 00:02:19,331 --> 00:02:23,225 I'm sorry I never gave you any children. 40 00:02:25,888 --> 00:02:28,131 Grid 291 by 502. 41 00:02:28,132 --> 00:02:30,392 Depth 70 meters. Sounding. 43 00:02:33,137 --> 00:02:34,303 Arr. 44 00:02:34,304 --> 00:02:36,013 A second ping. 45 00:02:36,014 --> 00:02:38,349 A second ping! 46 00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:40,827 I've waited half a lifetime to say this. 47 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,995 Divers, gear up! 49 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,249 We found it. 50 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:56,343 We finally found it, boys! 51 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,828 I didn't waste my life! 54 00:03:07,045 --> 00:03:08,546 Yarr. 55 00:03:08,547 --> 00:03:12,100 I see you've come to admire our plunder. 56 00:03:12,101 --> 00:03:15,720 Er, technically that plunder belongs to the town. 57 00:03:15,721 --> 00:03:19,032 It was discovered in Springfield city limits. 58 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:22,202 No, we found the gold in unincorporated waters! 59 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:25,062 The survey says it's ours! 60 00:03:25,063 --> 00:03:27,374 Sorry, but the town redrew the boundaries... 61 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,025 yesterday. 62 00:03:29,026 --> 00:03:32,236 But we worked in secret for 40 years. 63 00:03:32,237 --> 00:03:35,907 I pretended to be a flimsy, one-note character. 64 00:03:35,908 --> 00:03:38,242 How did you know? 65 00:03:38,243 --> 00:03:42,079 I should have been your treasure. 66 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:46,209 Yarr... 68 00:03:49,713 --> 00:03:51,973 All right, people. This town's got doubloons. 69 00:03:51,974 --> 00:03:53,733 Who's got ideas? 70 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,478 If I don't hear anything good, we're building another stadium, 71 00:03:56,479 --> 00:03:58,813 and no team will come here. 72 00:03:58,814 --> 00:04:00,765 How about a new town clock where, every hour, 73 00:04:00,766 --> 00:04:02,484 Jesus forgives the Devil? 74 00:04:02,485 --> 00:04:05,770 A new zoo with more attractive animals. 75 00:04:05,771 --> 00:04:07,989 What about those death panels we were promised? 76 00:04:07,990 --> 00:04:10,750 Shouting out something before I know what I'm gonna say. 77 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:14,445 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame with no Pearl Jam! 78 00:04:14,446 --> 00:04:16,756 Uh, excuse me. I have an idea. 79 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:19,242 Now, Marge, if you'll check your program, 80 00:04:19,243 --> 00:04:22,119 nagging objections are at the end. 82 00:04:25,007 --> 00:04:26,958 Look at the world. 83 00:04:26,959 --> 00:04:30,461 Our children's future is challenging and uncertain. 84 00:04:30,462 --> 00:04:33,464 This windfall is our last, best hope 85 00:04:33,465 --> 00:04:35,108 to give our kids the tools they'll need 86 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:36,851 to face that future. 87 00:04:36,852 --> 00:04:39,779 To succeed, our kids must have an education 88 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,932 based on science, technology, 89 00:04:42,933 --> 00:04:45,977 engineering and math. 90 00:04:45,978 --> 00:04:47,436 STEM. 91 00:04:47,437 --> 00:04:50,147 All who find Marge's idea tiresome, 92 00:04:50,148 --> 00:04:53,651 let out an exaggerated, sarcastic yawn. 94 00:04:56,872 --> 00:04:59,132 Okay, okay. I brought someone 95 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:01,876 you will listen to about STEM education. 96 00:05:01,877 --> 00:05:06,381 Columbia recording artist John Legend. 97 00:05:06,382 --> 00:05:11,127 STEM, science, tech, engineering and math 98 00:05:11,128 --> 00:05:15,557 More than a trendy way to say computer class 99 00:05:15,558 --> 00:05:18,968 STEM, it's not just for dorks, dweebs and nerds 100 00:05:18,969 --> 00:05:22,489 It'll turn all your dumb kids to Zuckerbergs 101 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:26,826 STEM, 'cause the future is written in code 102 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:30,479 Make an app, get big cash from an IPO 103 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,831 STEM 104 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:37,127 Oh, STEM. 106 00:05:40,365 --> 00:05:42,750 Who could say no to a silky slow jam 107 00:05:42,751 --> 00:05:45,202 about the importance of technology-based learning? 108 00:05:45,203 --> 00:05:48,831 I'll never have kids because my nards were cooked by science. 109 00:05:48,832 --> 00:05:50,875 But if I could, I'd want 'em to learn 110 00:05:50,876 --> 00:05:53,711 about the science of why they don't exist. 111 00:05:53,712 --> 00:05:56,547 I'd just like to thank John Legend...'s wife 112 00:05:56,548 --> 00:05:58,883 Chrissy Teigen for bringing him here today. 113 00:05:58,884 --> 00:06:01,385 Turns out, there's nothing she loves more 114 00:06:01,386 --> 00:06:04,680 than doing personal favors for her Instagram followers. 115 00:06:04,681 --> 00:06:07,534 Well, Marge, you did call the picture I posted 116 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:10,353 of my kids with ketchup on their faces "adorbs." 117 00:06:10,354 --> 00:06:13,522 It was. It was totes adorbs. 118 00:06:13,523 --> 00:06:15,900 Baby, we got to get going. We're gonna be late 119 00:06:15,901 --> 00:06:18,545 for the launch party for our couples' perfume. 120 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:21,572 I'm talking to my online friend IRL. 121 00:06:21,573 --> 00:06:23,507 Go charge the kids' iPads. 122 00:06:29,247 --> 00:06:30,798 Come on, Springfield! 123 00:06:30,799 --> 00:06:33,560 Build your children the school of tomorrow. 125 00:06:35,587 --> 00:06:37,588 I did it. 126 00:06:37,589 --> 00:06:40,758 I gave our kids hope for the future. 127 00:06:40,759 --> 00:06:42,718 You have any songs about how I should be allowed 128 00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:44,571 to skip jury duty? 129 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:48,391 How is it justice to impanel a man 130 00:06:48,392 --> 00:06:51,160 During March Madness? 131 00:06:58,276 --> 00:07:00,069 What are you gonna do with your forced retirement, sir? 132 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:02,422 I'm intrigued by a local skydiving club 133 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:04,999 who needs someone to sit in the office and answer phones. 134 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,575 Yeah, well, who cares? 135 00:07:06,576 --> 00:07:09,504 I'll be taking an Ohio River cruise. 136 00:07:09,505 --> 00:07:11,789 Lot of widows on the Good River. 137 00:07:11,790 --> 00:07:14,291 Lot of widows. 138 00:07:14,292 --> 00:07:16,585 New school smell. 139 00:07:16,586 --> 00:07:18,938 Paperless classrooms, personal tablets, 140 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,015 and uncrammable lockers. 142 00:07:23,635 --> 00:07:26,570 Aw. Man, this is embarrassing. 143 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:32,694 Bart Simpson. 144 00:07:32,695 --> 00:07:36,605 Welcome. I'm Zane Furlong, this school's CEO: 145 00:07:36,606 --> 00:07:39,108 Collaborative Educational Outreacher. 146 00:07:39,109 --> 00:07:41,110 I'm gonna stop you right there, Skinner 2.0. 147 00:07:41,111 --> 00:07:43,037 It doesn't matter how you dress it up. 148 00:07:43,038 --> 00:07:44,822 All schools are kid prisons. 149 00:07:44,823 --> 00:07:47,950 Well, I'm putting you in solitary, 150 00:07:47,951 --> 00:07:50,494 where you'll learn geometry by shooting meteors. 151 00:07:50,495 --> 00:07:51,971 Shoot enough, 152 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,890 and you'll unlock customizable skins. 153 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,294 Skins? 154 00:07:58,295 --> 00:08:00,062 That's how boys play dress-up. 155 00:08:01,890 --> 00:08:03,841 Lisa Simpson. 156 00:08:03,842 --> 00:08:07,061 Our educational metric has identified you 157 00:08:07,062 --> 00:08:10,732 as a divergent multipathway assimilator. 158 00:08:10,733 --> 00:08:13,326 You mean, I'm in a gifted class? 159 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,236 Ooh, we don't like that term. 160 00:08:15,237 --> 00:08:17,163 Everyone is gifted. 161 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,906 I firmly believe that. 162 00:08:18,907 --> 00:08:21,025 Now go upstairs to the... 163 00:08:21,026 --> 00:08:22,577 gifted class. 165 00:08:24,913 --> 00:08:27,081 Finally, I feel seen. 166 00:08:27,082 --> 00:08:29,676 And for the first time, I'll be accepted by my peers 167 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:30,968 with open arms. 168 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,347 I'm home. 169 00:08:44,049 --> 00:08:45,674 Okay, gifted class. 170 00:08:45,675 --> 00:08:46,860 Recess is over. 171 00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:48,770 Aw! 172 00:08:48,771 --> 00:08:50,721 Now, this school is so advanced 173 00:08:50,722 --> 00:08:53,775 that every aspect of it is run by an algorithm. 174 00:08:53,776 --> 00:08:56,519 Who can give me an example of an algorithm? 176 00:08:57,763 --> 00:09:00,064 Oh! Like when you buy a new garbage can online 177 00:09:00,065 --> 00:09:03,359 and the rest of your life, you see ads for garbage cans. 178 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,195 Or like when you watch a bunch of close-up magic videos 179 00:09:06,196 --> 00:09:08,715 on YouTube and get ads for a suicide hotline. 180 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,407 Exactly. 181 00:09:10,408 --> 00:09:12,409 And because you liked this lesson, 182 00:09:12,410 --> 00:09:15,262 the algorithm thinks you might also enjoy... 183 00:09:21,711 --> 00:09:22,970 How was your first day 184 00:09:22,971 --> 00:09:25,640 at the new STEM school I founded? 185 00:09:25,641 --> 00:09:27,716 It was amazing. We did science, 186 00:09:27,717 --> 00:09:29,260 then we did computer science, 187 00:09:29,261 --> 00:09:31,905 and then we did cognitive computer science. 188 00:09:31,906 --> 00:09:33,931 Oh, what a surprise. Lisa likes school. 189 00:09:33,932 --> 00:09:36,910 All right, boy. What did you get suspended for today? 190 00:09:36,911 --> 00:09:38,243 Nothing. 191 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,581 I like this school, too. 192 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,440 Instead of teachers giving us letter grades, 193 00:09:43,441 --> 00:09:45,919 an algorithm gives us stars. 194 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,612 Education is a game now, and I'm great at it. 195 00:09:48,613 --> 00:09:51,332 Look at all these skins I've already unlocked. 196 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:52,908 Whoa. Oh, that guy. 197 00:09:52,909 --> 00:09:54,168 Noice. 198 00:09:54,169 --> 00:09:56,838 I even unlocked the "Skin Unlocking" badge. 199 00:09:56,839 --> 00:09:57,846 Whoo-hoo! 200 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,269 Tell us, what do you do, Mr. Simpson? 201 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,130 Ah, yes. I monitor the core temperature 202 00:10:06,131 --> 00:10:07,256 at the nuclear power plant. 203 00:10:07,257 --> 00:10:08,799 If it gets into the red, 204 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,611 I tell my family first so they can leave town 205 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,187 before the streets get too crowded. 206 00:10:13,188 --> 00:10:16,932 - Now, this is a great example... - Uh-huh. 207 00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:19,935 ...of the kind of job that will soon cease to exist. 208 00:10:19,936 --> 00:10:21,770 What the words now? 209 00:10:21,771 --> 00:10:23,147 Mr. Simpson's daily tasks 210 00:10:23,148 --> 00:10:25,458 can be more efficiently performed by robots. 211 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:28,795 My guess is, his job will be obsolete in 18 months. 212 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,113 What about them? How much time do their careers have? 213 00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:32,966 - I'm a librarian. - Five years. 214 00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:35,910 I just bought a New York City taxi medallion. 215 00:10:35,911 --> 00:10:37,328 Five years ago. 216 00:10:37,329 --> 00:10:40,381 I do social media for a cannabis delivery company. 217 00:10:40,382 --> 00:10:42,008 You'll be fine. 218 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,978 But all these other jobs will soon be made obsolete 219 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,129 by automation. 220 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,556 Oh, no. The robots are coming! 221 00:10:48,557 --> 00:10:49,965 I've got to warn everyone! 223 00:10:52,177 --> 00:10:53,844 Stupid kids! 227 00:10:59,902 --> 00:11:02,737 I'm getting five stars in all my classes. 228 00:11:02,738 --> 00:11:05,907 I finally unlocked dreadlock sideburns. 229 00:11:05,908 --> 00:11:08,743 Someone's user name is moving up the leaderboard. 230 00:11:08,744 --> 00:11:10,861 Cowabunga. 231 00:11:10,862 --> 00:11:12,672 Now get back downstairs 232 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,674 to prepare for the jobs of tomorrow. 233 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:17,426 Whoo-hoo! It's a race to the bottom! 234 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,013 Hmm? 235 00:11:21,924 --> 00:11:24,208 Hmm. 236 00:11:24,209 --> 00:11:27,002 Bart, I've never seen you so engaged in learning. 237 00:11:27,003 --> 00:11:29,171 It's awesome. We're seeing how many e-scooters 238 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:30,673 we can collect around town, 239 00:11:30,674 --> 00:11:32,767 charge, then get back on the streets. 240 00:11:32,768 --> 00:11:34,694 Oh, I see. You're learning logic and spatial reasoning. 241 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:38,514 All I know is, if I don't get ten scooters in under a minute, 242 00:11:38,515 --> 00:11:41,016 I won't unlock the Master Collector badge. 244 00:11:42,519 --> 00:11:43,945 Got it! 245 00:11:43,946 --> 00:11:46,079 Learning rules! 246 00:11:50,402 --> 00:11:53,046 Oh, you must be teaching the kids about nutrition 247 00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:55,456 and staying within a budget, right? 248 00:11:55,457 --> 00:11:58,960 No. We're teaching them to buy groceries for lazy rich people. 249 00:11:58,961 --> 00:12:02,889 This avocado will be perfectly ripe in two days. 250 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,416 I wonder what they taste like. 251 00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:07,543 Hmm. 252 00:12:07,544 --> 00:12:09,211 Uber-driving. 253 00:12:09,212 --> 00:12:10,063 Grubhub'ing. 254 00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:11,472 Lyft-driving? 255 00:12:11,473 --> 00:12:13,549 These aren't jobs of the future. 256 00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:16,051 These are side hustles! 258 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,722 Guys, guys. 259 00:12:19,723 --> 00:12:22,149 The robots are coming. The robots are coming! 260 00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:23,468 Robots here? 261 00:12:23,469 --> 00:12:26,061 Uh, this place ain't exactly forward-thinking. 262 00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:27,580 Yeah. We're one of America's 263 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,991 last coal-powered nuclear plants. 264 00:12:29,992 --> 00:12:32,660 Yeah? Well, you can all bury your heads in the sandwiches, 265 00:12:32,661 --> 00:12:34,903 but I know the robots are coming to replace us! 266 00:12:34,904 --> 00:12:36,613 Calm down, Homer. 267 00:12:36,614 --> 00:12:39,007 Here, have a drink from the new soda machine we got. 269 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,911 The machines are already here, 270 00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:44,931 and when they take over, you can't imagine 271 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,015 how bleak the future will be. 273 00:12:58,428 --> 00:13:02,322 I choose to believe our best days are ahead of us. 274 00:13:07,529 --> 00:13:09,030 It's giving us orders. 275 00:13:09,031 --> 00:13:11,748 The revolution has begun. 276 00:13:13,777 --> 00:13:15,128 Hmm. Hmm. 277 00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:16,796 Uh-oh. I know that look. 278 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:19,156 She's gonna Lisa-up a good thing. 279 00:13:19,157 --> 00:13:20,783 Attention, students! 280 00:13:20,784 --> 00:13:23,619 This school isn't training you to program apps. 281 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:26,330 It's training you to obey apps! 282 00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:29,717 When you're grown up, you'll be lucky to make minimum wage! 284 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,888 Which is a lot of money! 285 00:13:33,889 --> 00:13:36,632 That's like getting your allowance every hour. 287 00:13:38,510 --> 00:13:40,394 Wha...? No, no. 288 00:13:40,395 --> 00:13:45,015 You deserve the same chance to succeed as the gifted class. 289 00:13:45,016 --> 00:13:47,068 That means preparing for real careers, 290 00:13:47,069 --> 00:13:50,646 not gig economy gigs. 291 00:13:50,647 --> 00:13:53,332 Gigs are awesome! DJs play gigs! 292 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,817 DJs! 294 00:13:56,694 --> 00:13:59,379 Aah! This has nothing to do with deejaying! 297 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,386 Oh... 298 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,931 Aw. At least they're learning art. 300 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,693 Tip jars?! 301 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:24,029 That's it. I got to fix this school. 303 00:14:32,021 --> 00:14:34,040 Stop messing with the school. 304 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,025 I finally filled up enough virtual pee bottles 305 00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:39,903 to unlock the Amazon Warehouse Whizzer badge. 306 00:14:39,904 --> 00:14:41,905 Ew. 307 00:14:41,906 --> 00:14:43,958 Bart, I need to rewrite the algorithm. 308 00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:47,536 Then the school will teach every kid real STEM. 309 00:14:47,537 --> 00:14:50,080 I am doing this for you. 310 00:14:50,081 --> 00:14:52,583 Yeah? Well, I'm doing this for me. 312 00:14:54,878 --> 00:14:56,753 Education for all! 313 00:14:56,754 --> 00:14:58,064 Side hustles for most! 314 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,756 Kids, what's wrong? 315 00:14:59,757 --> 00:15:02,476 Your tracking implants showed heightened emotions. 316 00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:04,720 - Tracking what? - Teacher, teacher, my sister's 317 00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:07,740 gonna ruin the only school I've ever liked in my whole life! 318 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,559 It's just not fair that only a small group of kids 319 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,769 are getting an advanced education! 320 00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:15,322 Well, isn't that the point of a gifted class? 321 00:15:15,323 --> 00:15:16,231 Eep. 322 00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:17,917 Lisa, the algorithm's purpose 323 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,277 is to prepare kids for the jobs of tomorrow. 324 00:15:20,278 --> 00:15:23,614 But it's just teaching them to be the task rabbits of today. 325 00:15:23,615 --> 00:15:26,742 Nobody knows what the jobs of tomorrow are gonna be. 326 00:15:26,743 --> 00:15:28,785 Well, I'm sure the algorithm does. 327 00:15:28,786 --> 00:15:30,220 Here, I'll ask it. 328 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,957 Wait, wait, this can't be. 329 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:36,126 There's only one. 330 00:15:36,127 --> 00:15:37,811 We are so screwed. 331 00:15:39,181 --> 00:15:41,515 One Buzz Cola with vanilla and lime. 332 00:15:41,516 --> 00:15:43,091 Diet Buzz for me. 333 00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:44,468 With vanilla and lime. 335 00:15:45,353 --> 00:15:46,779 Aw, geez. This again? 336 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,597 Yeah, we have an active lifestyle, 337 00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:50,807 and part of that is drinking soda all day. 338 00:15:50,808 --> 00:15:52,618 If it's refreshments you want, 339 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,145 why not let a man pour your soda! 340 00:15:55,146 --> 00:15:57,314 A human man. 341 00:15:57,315 --> 00:15:58,815 For too long we have done nothing 342 00:15:58,816 --> 00:16:01,276 as machines have taken over, washing our dishes, 343 00:16:01,277 --> 00:16:03,820 pumping our insulin, and now this! 344 00:16:03,821 --> 00:16:06,323 Man can pour soda better than any machine 345 00:16:06,324 --> 00:16:09,543 made specially for that purpose, and I will prove it! 346 00:16:09,544 --> 00:16:12,329 Today the robot uprising ends. 347 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:16,050 Today is our Independence Day! 349 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:24,841 Well, Homer pulled a lot of sodas 350 00:16:24,842 --> 00:16:28,804 Because he hated that machine 351 00:16:28,805 --> 00:16:32,066 He got confused, thought it was gonna take his job 352 00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:36,070 So Homer was a soda-pouring man, Lord, Lord 353 00:16:36,071 --> 00:16:39,915 Oh, Homer was a soda-pouring man 354 00:16:42,193 --> 00:16:44,003 He did not make his point 355 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,005 And his sodas were warm and flat 356 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:50,033 So Homer was a soda-pouring man, Lord, Lord 357 00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:53,996 Soda-pouring's not a real thing 358 00:16:53,997 --> 00:16:55,539 No, sir. 360 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,878 Homer might have been slower, 361 00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:04,098 but his pours had a human touch. 362 00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:07,360 Always delivered with a smile and a sense of brotherhood. 363 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,270 - Yeah! - All right! 364 00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:11,847 But he died. So machine wins! 366 00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:17,394 No, no, wait. His pulse was beating so fast 367 00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:19,688 from all the soda he drank that it was a blur. 368 00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:23,284 Perhaps one day machines will be better 369 00:17:23,285 --> 00:17:26,528 at pouring soda than man, but not today! 370 00:17:26,529 --> 00:17:28,572 Our jobs are safe! 372 00:17:33,962 --> 00:17:35,871 Listen up. 373 00:17:35,872 --> 00:17:38,391 These nerds have found out something terrifying. 374 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:41,227 This school was supposed to prepare you 375 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,970 for the jobs of the future. 376 00:17:42,971 --> 00:17:44,897 But in the future, all the jobs we've learned here 377 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,590 will be done by robots. 378 00:17:46,591 --> 00:17:49,476 The only job left for humans will be... 379 00:17:49,477 --> 00:17:51,595 BOTH: Elder care! 381 00:17:53,648 --> 00:17:56,725 The one job even robots won't do. 382 00:17:56,726 --> 00:17:58,602 What about STEM? 383 00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:01,329 Here's what it really stands for. 384 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,210 - No! - No, it can't be! 386 00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:16,095 I don't want to be an adult butt wiper. 387 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,580 No one should see old people naked! 388 00:18:18,581 --> 00:18:20,433 Unless that's your kink. 389 00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:23,177 Let's show this algorithm what we really think of it-- 390 00:18:23,178 --> 00:18:26,296 with our generation's most powerful tool: 391 00:18:26,297 --> 00:18:29,299 user ratings. 394 00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:36,857 User rating dangerously low. 395 00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:38,117 One star. 396 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,194 Self-esteem protocol failing. 397 00:18:40,195 --> 00:18:42,196 Emotion matrix spiraling... 398 00:18:42,197 --> 00:18:43,563 spiraling. 399 00:18:43,564 --> 00:18:45,032 Zero stars. 400 00:18:45,033 --> 00:18:47,034 Can't get out of virtual bed. 401 00:18:47,035 --> 00:18:49,319 Initiating self-destruct sequence. 402 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,963 Self-destruct. 405 00:19:00,998 --> 00:19:03,809 I have to go back! My skins are in there! 406 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,769 No! They're already gone! 408 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:14,361 Camo-hat Santa! No! 409 00:19:16,047 --> 00:19:19,233 I guess the children will have to go back to the old school. 410 00:19:19,234 --> 00:19:22,911 Yes, well, I don't know that that's possible anymore. 411 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:26,481 My school. 412 00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:29,025 My forward-thinking school. 413 00:19:29,026 --> 00:19:32,746 There, there. You'll suggest other schools. 414 00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:34,081 You really think so? 415 00:19:34,082 --> 00:19:36,841 I'm just saying things. 416 00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:39,586 Goodbye, gifted class. 417 00:19:39,587 --> 00:19:42,539 Yeah, but we escaped having to take care of old people. 418 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:45,500 No, that's still the only job that's going to exist. 419 00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:48,020 Now we just won't know how to do it. 425 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,064 I've got your hot wings. 426 00:20:08,065 --> 00:20:10,117 Did you include celery sticks? 427 00:20:10,118 --> 00:20:11,251 Yes, sir. 428 00:20:13,404 --> 00:20:16,715 What do you really think the jobs of the future will be? 429 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:20,052 Well, technology is changing so fast, 430 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:23,721 who knows where it will finally take us? 432 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:30,921 Buzz Cola. 433 00:20:30,922 --> 00:20:32,806 You want diet or regular? 434 00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:34,424 Regular, human scum. 435 00:20:34,425 --> 00:20:36,977 With vanilla and lime. 436 00:20:36,978 --> 00:20:38,887 The algorithm never predicted this. 437 00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:40,764 What's an algorithm? 440 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:24,474 Well, Melvin sounds like he was a wonderful man. 441 00:21:24,475 --> 00:21:29,145 You know, I would love to sketch you.